You are capable of this, and you have the numbers to prove it. A 21 lb turkey isn’t a mountain—it’s a gently sloping hill with a warm, buttery summit. Every minute of that 4.5-to-5-hour window is a chance to connect, laugh, and taste the fruits of your patience.
So go ahead—set that timer, pour yourself a glass of something nice, and remember: perfect doesn’t mean stress-free. Perfect means you gave it your best and enjoyed the ride. Now, go make that bird proud. Your feast is waiting.
