Imagine walking up to 42 Union Street. The door is painted a shade of blue that suggests confidence, but not too much—like a therapist who also owns a boat. Inside, the floorboards creak with the sound of a thousand disappointed renters. You’ll hear the swoosh of a hairdryer and the faint, distant smell of burnt coffee. It’s cozy chaos.
If you stand outside and stare long enough, locals will think you’re either a surveyor, a spy, or someone who just really, really loves estate agents. Don’t be that person. Instead, just appreciate that this building has probably seen more drama than a soap opera. It survived World War II, the 1970s fashion choices, and the invention of the Croc. That’s a hero’s journey.
Union St, Kingston Upon Thames, KT1 1JB - Crown Arcade | LoopNet
The Verdict: Is It Worth the Trip?
Yes, but with caveats. Don’t fly across the Atlantic just to see it. But if you’re already in Kingston, eating a slightly overpriced scone, wander over. Look at the brickwork. Notice the wonky window that looks like it’s had a rough night. Wave at the hairdresser inside. They’ll probably wave back, confused. You’ll be a certified tourist of the mundane.
And if you’re feeling bold, take a selfie with the postcode. Post it online with the caption: “Conquered the most average building in Surrey.” You’ll get likes. You might even get a call from the local historical society, threatening a cease-and-desist. Either way, it’s a story.
So, raise a cup of Earl Grey to 42 Union Street—a place that proves you don’t need a castle to be a legend. You just need good plumbing, a listing plaque, and a very resilient sense of humor. Cheers to the boring, beautiful, and bizarre.
