This is where it gets juicy. Anne Widdecombe has apparently signed up. Yes, the former politician who can’t stand being cold. She will single-handedly legislate against the jungle bugs. “Order! Order in the camp!”
And because the producers love pure anarchy, they’ve added Mister Blobby. I am not joking. The giant yellow blob will be living on a diet of terror and processed snacks. How do you even vote for that? He’s already got my support.
Dschungelcamp 2026: Diese vier Kandidaten sind im Gespräch
For the music lovers, Meghan Trainor is allegedly flying in. She’s promised to write a new song about the jungle. The chorus will be about being “all about that bush, ‘bout that bush, no treble.” You heard it here first.
The ‘Why Are They Here?’ Category
This year’s obligatory “who?” comes from a TikTok explosion. His name is Finn The Ferret King. He’s famous for letting ferrets steal his socks. He’s twenty-two, incredibly smelly, and will probably win by confusing the public.
There is also H from Steps. Yes, H from Steps. He’s back for a third attempt because he misses the rice. He will single-handedly organise the camp’s disaster-relief game plan. “One, two, step back, no bogies!”
Oh, and Shane Lynch from Boyzone is coming too. Expect deep conversations about numerology and car mechanics. He’ll keep trying to fix the bamboo water fountain like it’s a Ford Fiesta.
