So, where is Lady Gaga now? She’s likely at home in a cozy onesie. She’s probably singing “Bad Romance” as a lullaby. Her stage is now a nursery.
Polansky is probably Googling “how to sleep train a future pop star.” It’s a beautiful mess. And we are all here for it.
One thing is certain. The world will be watching. When Gaga returns, she’ll have a tiny sidekick. Expect a Grammy-winning toddler in a custom Gucci romper.
For now, let’s raise a bottle (of milk) to Lady Gaga. She conquered music, film, and fashion. Now she’s conquering burping. And she looks fabulous doing it.
Welcome to parenthood, Mother Monster. It’s the wildest, weirdest, most wonderful show on earth. And you already stole the spotlight.
