Believe it or not, the time of the Twins game today says something about you. If you prefer day games, you’re likely an optimist—you think you can still get stuff done after the game. You can’t, but you think you can. Night games are for realists who know that after 7 PM, the only thing that matters is a cold beverage and the scoreboard.
Then there are the afternoon doubleheaders, which are basically an endurance test. Those games start at 12:10 PM and end when you’ve eaten three bags of peanuts and questioned your life choices. You don’t choose a doubleheader; a doubleheader chooses you.
The final, honest answer
So, what is the time of the Twins game today? I have no idea. Because by the time I finish this sentence, the schedule might have changed due to rain, TV rights, or the baseball gods being mischievous. But here’s what I do know: you will check the time, you will plan your day around it, and you will still end up watching the game with one eye on a laundry basket. That’s the deal.
Now go look up the actual time. And if you text Jen about it, tell her I said hi. Play ball.
