Here's the thing: they don't have any kids yet. No tiny humans running around their stylish, presumably very clean, house. Zero offspring, as far as anyone can tell. They've been super, almost suspiciously, private about it.
I mean, we've seen them with their adorable dog, a little rescue named Olive. Alison's Instagram is basically an archive of Olive looking majestic or being a goofball. But a baby? Nada. Zip. It's like they're playing a game of "keep the mystery alive."
And honestly, can you blame them? Their lives look great. They travel. They make movies together—hello, The Rental! They do hilarious vanity fair interviews where they roast each other. Adding a baby to that mix? That's a plot twist nobody saw coming.
Why the Total Radio Silence?
So, what's the deal? Are they just enjoying the "DINK" life (Dual Income, No Kids) to the fullest? Maybe. It's a good life, I get it. But the rumors won't die. People are obsessed with knowing if Franco-Brie Inc. is expanding.
Is Alison secretly growing a bump under those oversized blazers? Did Dave drop a subtle hint on a podcast we all missed? Is Olive, the dog, going to get a sibling that can talk? These are the hard-hitting questions that keep the internet alive at 2 AM.
Look, they've both talked about it in interviews—just a little. Dave once joked about having a "hypothetical future" where they're great parents. Alison mentioned she loves being an aunt. But that's it. They're not confirming or denying. They're just living.
