This one is a tourist trap everywhere. But in London? It’s a pilgrimage. You eat a burger while staring at a guitar owned by Jimi Hendrix. The food is okay. The vibe is loud. British people tolerate it because it’s a museum with ketchup.
What about White Castle? It’s not here. Yet. But rumor has it they’re testing markets. If they arrive, they’ll sell “sliders” (tiny burgers). Brits will call them “smashed babies.” Then they’ll eat six.
