Look, I’m not a marriage counselor, and I don’t have a signed affidavit from their therapist. But based on the evidence—the matching Instagram posts, the public hand-holding at Invictus Games, the fact that they still live in the same zip code—I’m declaring them “happily married with occasional arguments about who gets the last avocado.”
Will they stay married forever? Who knows! They’re rich, famous, and have access to the world’s best couples therapy. But until Harry starts showing up to events wearing a “Free Me” T-shirt, or Meghan changes her Instagram bio to “It’s Complicated,” I’m going to assume they’re fine. They’re more likely to launch a new podcast about their marriage than to end it. And honestly, I’d listen to that. Wouldn’t you?
So, grab your tea, put down the tabloids, and relax. Harry and Meghan are still married, they’re still making fancy contents, and they’re still probably happier than we are on a Monday morning. Now, stop Googling and go cuddle your own spouse, dog, or houseplant. You deserve it.
