I know, I know—this all feels like a messy game of roulette. But here’s the honest truth: every Asda is a little different. A big one near a motorway might open for three hours on New Year’s Day. A tiny one in a village? It’ll be boarded up like a haunted house.
So use the Asda store locator on their website. Or—and this is my favourite hack—call them. Yes, a real phone call! I know, it’s terrifying. But a friendly staff member will tell you exactly when you can get your bargain-basement pickled onions.