Yes, but the phone number is the star of the show because sometimes the website is too full of forms. You know what I mean—you click “Book Appointment,” and it asks for your blood type, your grandmother’s maiden name, and a selfie with your pet hamster. No, thank you.
So just call 01925 635911. They’ll ask your name, date of birth, and what’s wrong. You can say “I have a weird lump” or “I think I’ve developed an allergy to Mondays.” They’ve heard it all.
Increasing utilisation at Bath Street Health and Wellbeing Centre
Fun fact: The building itself is on Bath Street, which is named after the city of Bath, not a giant bathtub. Though I wouldn’t be surprised if someone once asked for a bubble bath prescription. (Don’t do that. It’s awkward.)
The Human Side of the Line
Let’s give a round of applause to the actual people answering the phone. They deal with wheezing, whispering, and the occasional person who accidentally dials while doing yoga. They are patient, and they know you’ve googled your symptoms and now think you have a rare tropical disease. They’ve already seen 20 “brain tumours” this morning that turned out to be tension headaches.
One more thing: If you’re nervous, remember that the receptionist once forgot to put the bins out. They’re humans too. They probably have a sick plant at home. So be kind, and they’ll be your phone-based guardian angel.
