The Breakfast Club is the Instagram influencer of fry-ups—good-looking, a bit overpriced, but undeniably fun. They have multiple locations, but the Soho branch is a zoo, with queues snaking around the block. Pro tip: go at 11pm. Yes, they serve the Full English all night, because some hangovers are nocturnal.
The ‘Full Monty’ here comes with hash browns that are actually crispy (a London rarity) and a side of their legendary ‘spiked’ brown sauce if you ask nicely. But be warned: the portion is so large it will make you question your life choices. It’s the meal equivalent of saying, “I’ll do 20 push-ups tomorrow,” and then never doing them.
