Look, I’m not an entomologist. I’m just a person who has been dive-bombed one too many times. So here’s my advice: protect your drink. Cover your iced tea. Close your mouth when you walk outside.
And if you see one? Don't panic. Just... walk away slowly. Let it have the room. It’s not worth the heart palpitations. You can reclaim the space later, with a can of bug spray and a prayer.
So raise your glass—carefully, in a sealed container—to the big black bug that flies. It’s annoying. It’s clumsy. But at least it keeps things interesting. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I hear something buzzing near the lamp. Wish me luck.
