So, the next time you’re in Greggs, don’t panic about the calories. Just nod at the bun. Understand that you’re entering a pact: you get the sugar, the dough, and the cherry. The universe gets a little bit of your jogging time.
We all know the calorie count is high. But so is the satisfaction of sneaking one in before lunch. It’s a tiny rebellion against healthy eating, and it tastes like vanilla icing and victory. Just maybe don’t buy two. Unless you’re having a really, really bad week. In that case, God bless you and your sticky fingers.
