Check your bag before you leave the house. Measure it. Squint at it. Ask it, “Are you clear enough?” If it’s opaque, swap it out.
Remember: the bag policy is not personal. It’s about safety. But it’s also a little bit funny. You get to be part of a secret club: the “People Who Actually Read the Rules” club.
So grab your transparent bag, your tiny clutch, or your Ziploc of courage. Walk through that gate with confidence. Your bag—and your spirit—will make it through. On Wisconsin!
