This is fun because it’s a perfect "no" story. We all daydream about crazy pets. A monkey. A tiger. An otter. It’s a great conversation starter.
Impress your friends at a party. Say, "Did you know otters keep rocks in their armpits?" Watch their faces. Boom. You’re the interesting one.
So, no, you cannot get an otter as a pet. But you can love them wildly from a distance. They’re nature’s pranksters. Slippery, smelly, and perfect. Just like your best friend.
