Wait, I almost forgot. They do sell gift cards online. So if you want to give a friend the “joy” of wandering the aisles of B & M, you can do that from your sofa. That’s the most B & M thing ever. “We won’t sell you stuff, but we’ll sell you the permission to buy stuff.” Deep.
Also, you can order some cleaning and laundry products through third-party sites like Amazon or eBay, but that’s not the real B & M experience. That’s like getting a hug through a plastic screen. It’s just not the same.
The Verdict (I Promise I’m Done)
So, can you order from B & M? Technically, yes for giant items. Morally, no for everything else. The best way to shop there is to accept your fate. Grab a trolley that has a wobbly wheel. Go at 10:30 AM on a Tuesday when it’s quiet. And prepare to spend way more than you planned on a novelty torch.
Or, you know, just buy your washing-up liquid somewhere online like a normal person. But where’s the fun in that? Where’s the thrill of the hunt? The smell of discounted garden furniture? You can’t get that on a screen, my friend. You just can’t.
