Let’s be honest: even if the law is on your side, being technically right doesn’t mean you’re not a jerk. I once watched a woman park opposite a narrow driveway—she was perfectly legal by local rules—but the guy who lived there had to back out three times to clear her bumper. He was late to work, honked for ten seconds, and she just shrugged. Is a convenient spot worth that karma?
I’ve started treating “parking opposite a driveway” like borrowing a tool from a neighbor. You can do it, but you better be ready for the awkward conversation if something goes wrong. The safest play? Just walk the extra block. Seriously. The exercise is good for you, and your car won’t get keyed by someone who just wants to leave for their kid’s soccer game.
One final thought that hits close to home: I still have that note from the dentist’s office taped to my fridge. Every time I see it, I think about how easy it is to miss the small ways we inconvenience others. Parking opposite a driveway is one of those little tests of character. The law won’t always stop you, but your conscience might. Or, you know, a very angry note written in sharpie.
So next time you see that empty spot across from a driveway, pause. Look at the width of the road, check for any curb paint, and imagine a giant pickup truck trying to reverse out. If you still feel lucky, go for it. But don’t say I didn’t warn you about the note.
