Despite the tap-happy madness, some places insist on cash. Old-school market stalls, weird corner shops, and that gravy-soaked chip stand in South London. Also, if you’re buying a second-hand book from a street vendor, it’s cash only. Respect the vendor’s cardboard box economy.
And tipping? Please don’t tip with coins unless you’re ready to hear, “Aw, thanks mate—you can keep the change.” A 10-15% tip on a meal is standard, but check the bill first: some places already add a service charge. Don’t double-tip unless you’re feeling exceedingly generous.
Final Practical Bits
Always have a few £1 coins for those self-service luggage lockers at train stations. They’re like the guardian angels of your backpack. Also, don’t try to pay with Scottish notes in London. They’re legal, but some shopkeepers will look at you like you’ve offered them a pet unicorn.
Remember: The Royal Mint doesn’t do returns, so if you accidentally drop a coin down a grate, just smile and say, “That’s going for a ride on the Tube.” It’s a London tradition.
