The first thing you’ll notice is how immaculate everything is. The grass looks like it’s been cut with nail scissors, and the gravel pitches are so neat you’d think they’d used a ruler. The wardens here are the friendliest humans on the planet—seriously, they probably greet you with a smile so warm you’ll forget your own name.
Check-in is a breeze. You get your little welcome pack, a map, and a brief nod to the “quiet hours.” It’s all very civilised, like checking into a very posh garden party where you’ve brought your own house on wheels. Classy, right?
