When was the last time you actually visited that weird statue downtown? You know the one—the giant chicken or the man holding a fish. Go see it. Take a selfie. Act like you’re from another planet. It’s hilariously free.
Many local museums have “pay what you wish” days or are free on certain evenings. Check their websites; you might be shocked. I once spent two hours staring at a jar of pickles from 1920. Total cost: zero dollars, infinite memories.
Don’t forget library passes. Some libraries let you borrow free passes to local attractions. It’s a secret superpower. You feel like a VIP, but you’re basically a nerd with a library card. Wear it with pride.
