First things first—is it even plugged in? I know, I know, that’s the tech support classic. But honestly, I’ve been that zombie who yanked the cord out with a broom handle last night and forgot entirely. Check the outlet too.
Does the clock on your microwave still glow? If not, you’ve got a bigger problem than cold coffee—like a tripped breaker. Pour yourself some water from the tap and mentally prepare for the dark times.
