You don’t have to love them. But you can appreciate the absurdity. A fruit fly’s whole life is a quest for overripe mango. A drain fly’s dream is a clogged sink. They’re tiny, single-minded comedians.
So, keep your fruit in the fridge. Clean those drains. Dry out your plants. You’ll win 99% of the battles. But every now and then, just laugh at the little winged weirdos who dare to share your airspace.
They’re not the enemy. They’re just the houseguests with wings who forgot to leave.
