The tour is slated for over 40 cities across North America, hitting massive venues like arenas and amphitheaters. Tickets go on sale next month, and I predict they’ll vanish faster than a zombie at a buffet. The most surprising fact? The show is actually two hours long, with an intermission. That’s right—there’s a bathroom break built into the multiverse.
The setlist includes bangers like “Start of Something New” (from Zombies 3) and “Red” from the new movie. But the real gem is a mashup of “Rotten to the Core” and “Flesh & Bone.” It’s like peanut butter and jelly, if peanut butter was a magic spell and jelly was a chewing-gum brain. Expect pyrotechnics, fog machines, and at least one giant inflatable skeleton that will definitely be crowd-surfed.
What You Need to Wear (This is Serious)
If you show up in jeans and a T-shirt, you’re missing the point. The audience dress code is “magical apocalypse chic.” You want a leather jacket with a villain symbol, zombie face paint, and glow-in-the-dark sneakers. One fan I met at a pre-tour event was wearing a crown made of fake moss and said, “I’m a forest zombie princess.” I didn’t argue. She was committed.
Kia Center
Pro tip: bring earplugs. Not because the music is bad—it’s actually fantastic—but because the screaming will reach decibels that can summon actual demons. You have been warned. Also, expect to hear kids (and adults) screaming “I’M A ZOMBIE, NOT A MONSTER!” at random intervals. It’s a chant from the movies. It’s adorable until you hear it for the 47th time.
