Did you know that the average bra size has gone from a 34B in the 1970s to a 36DD today? This isn’t because our boobs are mutating; it’s because we’re healthier and bras are better. Also, the most commonly sold size in America is now a 36C. You are not weird. You are statistical royalty. Finally, if you find a bra that feels like a cloud hugging your soul, buy three. Brands discontinue cuts like they’re hunting for sport.
In the end, the perfect bra size is a feeling, not a number. It should make you forget you’re wearing one. If you spend your day fixing it, it’s wrong. So measure yourself, embrace the chaos of the alphabet, and remember: your boobs are perfect, even if the numbers seem like a fever dream. Now go forth and be supported.
