Let’s be real: the answer matters because it dictates your entire day. If it rained, you wasted psychic energy worrying about rain. If it didn’t, you wasted psychic energy looking for evidence of nothing. It’s a lose-lose situation. I once spent twenty minutes analyzing a wet leaf only to realize it was a discarded tea bag.
Here’s a pro tip from a seasoned Londoner: always assume it rained. Bring an umbrella. Wear a coat. Prepare for the apocalypse. That way, if it’s dry, you feel smugly overprepared. If it’s wet, you’re a hero. And you can confidently answer “yes” when your friend texts you at 7:32 a.m. with the exact question.
