While everyone was looking for “splits,” they launched a new mental health initiative. They did a video call with kids. They bought a puppy. A couple that’s splitting doesn’t buy a puppy together, unless that puppy is a mediator, and even then, that’s just a weird movie plot.
They also just celebrated their sixth wedding anniversary. Six years! In Hollywood-Royal-land, that’s like a hundred years. They’ve survived royal exits, tell-all books, and having to sit through Suits reruns with Harry’s commentary. That’s stronger than any royal cement.
So, the real news is: they’re fine. Boringly, happily, “please-stop-asking” fine. The only split happening is the split between my brain and rational thought every time I click on a royal rumor. And honestly? That’s a relief.
Why We Love This Drama (Even When It’s Fake)
We do it because we’re invested. We want a fairy tale, and a fairy tale doesn’t have boring Tuesdays. But real love is boring Tuesdays. It’s taking out the trash. It’s letting your partner have the last cookie. It’s not performing happiness for paparazzi every second.
If they were splitting, do you think they’d announce it via a cryptic Instagram of a single sock? Probably not. They’d have a whole Oprah 2.0 special. Since we don’t have that, we can all go back to worrying about real things. Like why my phone autocorrects “Harry” to “Hairy.”
Prince Harry shuts down Meghan Markle split rumors amid divorce
So, grab a cuppa, maybe some chocolate. Put down your phone. Harry and Meghan are still together, probably laughing about this very article. And that’s the kind of ending we all deserve.
