Do candy melts expire? Technically no, but practically yes. They’re like that expired driver’s license in your wallet—still legal, but nobody’s impressed. If your melts are older than your last major life change (moving, new job, breakup), just buy a fresh bag. Your taste buds will thank you, and your dignity won’t be served with a side of chalk.
So next time you’re about to dip a pretzel rod into a 2026 relic, ask yourself: Do I want my dessert to taste like ambition and regret? Probably not. Toss the old discs, buy new ones, and pretend your baking skills are still flawless. I won’t tell anyone.
