Do cherries make you fart? Yes, but only if you eat them like a binge-eating cartoon character. Moderation is the key, but where’s the fun in that? Honestly, I’d rather have a few moments of social awkwardness than give up the joy of cherry season.
So next time you feel that gurgle rise, just remember: you’re not broken. You’re alive, you’re healthy, and your gut is working exactly as nature intended. Plus, you can always blame the dog.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a bag of Bing cherries calling my name. My stomach is ready, my dignity is on the line, and my dog is about to get blamed for a whole lot of nothing.
