So, does La Croix have PFAS? Technically, trace amounts have been found, but the levels are generally low and comparable to many tap water sources. It’s not a chemical free-for-all. It’s not a toxic waste dump in a can. It’s just a fizzy, slightly flavored water that occasionally gets a bad rap.
My advice? Keep drinking your La Croix if you like it. Don’t let the forever-chemical anxiety ruin your afternoon fizzy break. Life is too short to stress about your seltzer when you’ve got a good podcast waiting, a perfectly ripe avocado on the counter, and a deadline you’re ignoring. Go pop open a can. Just maybe don’t chug it while also huffing non-stick spray. Balance, my friend.
And if anyone asks? Just say, “Oh, I only drink vibes. And La Croix vibes are still on brand.” fist bump