So, does matcha contain caffeine? Yes, and it’s not shy about it. If you want a calm, focused buzz without feeling like you’ve been plugged into a socket, matcha is your champion. If you want to clean your entire house in 90 seconds and then immediately regret it, stick to espresso.
Final pro tip: Don’t drink matcha at 10 PM unless you plan to write a novel about the secret lives of moths. I did that once. The moth protagonist was very relatable, but I had to delete it at 4 AM because my hands were shaking too much to type.
Go forth and matcha responsibly, you beautiful, caffeinated weirdo.
