There’s a man who burped 18 times per minute after drinking soda. He was recorded for science. He didn’t win a prize, just a weird legacy.
And in 2015, a study showed that people who drink soda have 70% more gas than those who drink water. Sparkling water? Nearly as gassy.
So it’s not just you. It’s a fizzy conspiracy.
Final Sip of Wisdom
Soda gives you gas. That’s a fact. But it’s also fun, fizzy, and full of tiny carbonated dramas.
Next time you feel that rumbling, smile. You’re sharing a moment with millions of people around the world. We’re all in this bubbly boat together.
So go ahead, crack open a cold one. Just maybe don’t do it in a library. Or before a job interview. Unless you’re brave.
