Walking into the main pool area is like entering a tropical rainforest designed by a bloke from Pinner. The air is thick enough to bottle, and the smell is a unique mix of chlorine and, well, effort. There’s always one lane reserved for “fast swimming,” which is mostly used by a man doing a very slow, determined breaststroke.
The real show is the children’s splash zone. It’s a glorious water playground where the main objective seems to be getting a random adult completely soaked while they’re trying to read a book on a deckchair. You haven’t lived until a toddler has aimed a water cannon directly at your coffee.
And let’s not forget the wave machine. It comes on every hour, turning the placid pool into a mild panic attack for anyone who forgot their goggles. People start squealing like it’s a tsunami while the lifeguard blows a whistle with the energy of someone who has seen this happen 2,000 times.
The Gym: A Social Studio
Moving upstairs to the gym is a different vibe. It’s a room full of very serious machines that should be for focusing, but it’s actually a place of quiet observation. You watch the guy on the rowing machine who looks like he’s fighting a giant invisible octopus.
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Meanwhile, on the treadmills, you have the walkers who are having a full-on chinwag, and the runners who look like they’re fleeing a bear. The unspoken rule is that you never, ever use the machine directly next to someone else unless you are ready for a silent staring contest in the mirror. It’s awkward, but we all do it.
