First, the Eid prayer. Expect a massive crowd at your local park or community centre. Arrive late at your own peril.
You’ll see the same people you see every year. The auntie who pinches your cheeks. The uncle who asks if you’ve “grown so tall” even though you’re 30.
Then comes the feast. The sheer volume of sheer khurma, lamb biryani, and endless mithai. Your stomach will not forgive you until April.
The gift conundrum
Let’s talk about Eidi. Cash, always cash. But what about those awkward relatives?
“Ooh, I got you a nice voucher for a carpet cleaning service.” Brilliant. Thanks, Aunty.
For Eid 2026, consider buying a nice notebook. Or chocolate. Everyone loves chocolate. Even the grumpy uncle.
