Yes, there’s a new fee. Yes, you’ll queue at the Post Office. But look at the bright side: you’ll own a piece of government-issued weirdness. A corgi. A color-changing circle. A hologram.
This isn’t just a licence. It’s a conversation starter. It’s a tiny, plastic rebel. So when July 2026 hits, embrace the chaos. Wave your new card at the sun. Let the hologram sparkle. And if a policeman asks to see your corgi, just wink and drive away.
You’re welcome, Britain.
