Heft that pineapple in your hand. It should feel heavy for its size—that means it’s full of juice, not air. A light pineapple is a dry, disappointing pineapple.
Think of it like a water balloon. You want the one that’s ready to burst with flavor, not the deflated party pooper. Your taste buds will thank you.
Check the Bottom (The Secret Spot)
Flip that sucker over. The bottom—the flat part—should be slightly soft and smell sweet. If it’s rock hard, it’s underripe.
If it’s squishy or wet? Run. That’s the pineapple equivalent of a bad hangover. Nobody wants that.
Pineapple Season: How to Pick, Store & Enjoy the Best Pineapples
