So, what’s the fastest way? The wine bottle and chopstick. It’s not even a contest. It’s fun. It’s fast. It impresses your friends. You’ll feel like a kitchen ninja. Go try it right now. Grab a bottle. Grab a stick. Start popping.
Your future cherry pie will thank you. Your stained fingers will thank you. And your friends will think you’re a magician. Just don’t tell them the secret. Keep the mystery alive.