Here’s the kicker: this stuff isn’t just topical or edible; it’s also a fever reducer when you drink it. Aloe juice contains compounds that lower body temperature naturally, so your next fever might be less “burning building” and more “warm baguette.” I tested this after a bad flu, and I swear my forehead cooled down enough to rest a latte on it.
Also, a 2015 study found that aloe vera gel can increase collagen production by up to 300%. That means fewer wrinkles, but also that your hair might grow fast enough to annoy your barber. Use this information responsibly, or not—I’m not your mom.
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The “Wait, That’s Illegal?” Level of Versatility
You can use Forever Aloe Vera Gel to soothe a sunburn, but you can also use it to make a hangover smoothie that tastes like regret and honey. Just add banana, spinach, and a splash of orange juice, and your body-will think you’re a functional adult. The gel also works as a makeup primer, though it’s not great for hiding that you cried during a dog food commercial.
One time, I accidentally spilled it on my phone screen and it made the screen fingerprint-proof. Coincidence? Maybe. But I’d still put it on a police report if I could.
