Fruits that start with I are like the indie films of the produce aisle. They’re not blockbusters. They won’t be on every billboard. But they’re weird, personal, and absolutely unforgettable. Next time you see an ilama or an imbu, don’t be scared. Grab it. Taste it. Text me about it.
Now go hunt for an I fruit today. Or at least buy an ice cream bean online and live your best life. Your taste buds deserve this weird, beautiful journey. And hey—thanks for chatting with me over coffee. Same time next week? We’ll tackle the letter J. It’s got jujubes and jackfruit. Bring napkins.
