Let’s look at the evidence, because I’m a detective now, apparently. Her Instagram stories have been a non-stop reel of infinity pools, brunches with dolphins (yes, actual dolphins), and captions like “Desert vibes only.” She’s been posting from the Palm Jumeirah with the frequency of someone who’s paid rent there, not a hotel bill.
Plus, she’s been hanging out with other British reality stars who’ve already made the leap. You know the type: they all get together to complain about the heat and compare their vitamin D levels. It’s a whole ecosystem of expats who decided UK weather was an insult to their skin.
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Here’s where it gets juicy. Luisa hasn’t officially announced a “I’m moving to Dubai, bye bye rainy Britain” post. She’s being coy, which is both annoying and deeply on-brand. She’ll post a sunset from a yacht, then a photo of her daughter in a London park. The girl loves a mixed signal. (Sound familiar? Like that one friend who says they’re moving abroad but just buys a new luggage set.)
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I did a little digging—because I have no life—and found that she’s been renting out her UK properties. That’s a big hint. Nobody rents out their house unless they’re either broke or planning to disappear to a tax-free paradise. And Luisa is definitely not broke, unless you count the cost of maintaining that tan.
