When the tank is full, open the new faucet. That first glass of water is so pure it glows with a light I can only describe as “ex-flame fidelity.” It tastes like nothing. And I mean nothing—in the best way. No chlorine. No iron. No ghost of a cucumber your kid dropped in last week. It’s just crisp, clean, lonely water.
You’ll then find yourself ice-cubing everything: coffee, tea, orange juice, your trust issues. You’ll notice your morning coffee tastes better—less bitter, more like actual coffee. Even your whiskey will thank you.
