Now, the “for two” part is a psychological experiment in human greed. The wheel has two little scoops, so one of you gets the “left” scoop and one gets the “right.” But what if your partner looks at you with those puppy-dog eyes and says, “You can have mine, I’m watching my carbs”? Liar. They want yours too.
I suggest a strict treaty: you spin, you split, you don’t negotiate under the influence of cocoa fumes. One calendar year, my friend and her husband got into a 45-minute silent standoff over the “Mango and White Chocolate Smile.” It was tense. Spoiler: she won, and he got the sad carrot stick from the fridge.
The Calendar’s Secret Weapon
Wait until you hit December 24th. Most calendars give you a pathetic, hollow Santa. This one gives you a full-size, 160-gram solid chocolate slab shaped like a festive something. Last year it was a giant reindeer head that weighed more than my phone. You don’t eat it; you conquer it with a hammer or your adrenaline-fueled teeth.
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Also, hidden fact: the chocolate is vegan-friendly for many of the pieces. I’m not vegan, but I tried the vegan “Salted Caramel Pinguin” (yes, spelled with a ‘u’) and it tasted like a cloud that went to heaven and learned how to farm. It made me question my entire moral existence for a second.
