Spiders are everywhere. There’s one within probably three feet of you right now. Don’t freak out—that’s just life.
They’ve been around for 300 million years. They survived the dinosaurs. You are not going to win a total war. You just want a truce.
So laugh about it. Name the big ones. Use vinegar like a secret agent. And remember: you’re the giant, and they’re just tiny gymnasts with too many legs. You got this.