Think of your home as a five-star hotel for a woodlouse. A damp, dark, rotting-leaf kind of hotel. Are you leaving wet towels on the floor? Got a leaky pipe under the sink? Maybe some damp cardboard boxes in the garage? Bingo. They’re not there for the decor; they’re there for the moisture buffet.
They eat dead plant matter, mold, and mildew. So if they’re partying in your house, you’ve basically rolled out the red carpet for a fungus festival. Let’s cancel that event, shall we?