So, how long does bottled water last in the refrigerator? Technically, forever. Practically, about 6 to 12 months for plastic, and several years for glass if you ignore the weirdness. But honestly, if you’re drinking water that’s older than your last phone upgrade, maybe treat yourself to a fresh bottle. You deserve agua that doesn’t taste like a science experiment.
And next time you find that orphan bottle from 2026, just remember: your tongue is not a time machine. Throw it out, refill from the tap, and call it a win. Your taste buds will send you a thank-you note. Probably in sparkling water.
