Look, we’ve all got that mystery bottle from a housewarming party. If it’s hard liquor and it looks clear, you’re likely safe for a toast. But if you open it and it smells like a haunted house, let it go.
Alcohol doesn’t really go bad in a “makes you sick” way. It just gets boring and sad. Life’s too short for sad booze. Pour it out, buy a fresh one, and raise a glass to better decisions. Cheers, you magnificent disaster.
