Here’s the easy-going truth: you have three to four days to enjoy that turkey magic. Make a plan the day after you cook it. Say to yourself, “Monday is turkey salad, Tuesday is turkey soup, Wednesday is the last turkey sandwich.” That way, you never have to guess, and you never waste food.
And listen, if you completely forget about that Tupperware in the back of the fridge? It’s okay. We all do it. Just toss it, order a pizza, and promise yourself you’ll do better next time. The turkey will forgive you. Your stomach definitely will.
So go forth, eat your leftovers, and stick to the four-day rule. Your belly—and your dignity—will thank you. And if you ever question it, just remember Dave on his couch. It’s not worth it.
