So, how many ounces in 1.75l? 59.2 ounces. But in the language of life, it’s “a lot.” It’s “enough for a party, a funeral, a wedding, and a breakup all in one week.” It’s the bottle that makes you either the hero or the cautionary tale of the evening.
Next time you’re at the store, hold a handle. Feel its heft. Remember: that’s 59 ounces of story. Just don’t drink it all in one go. That’s a story you won’t remember, and your llama tattoo will have to explain it.
