If you miss the main sale, there’s a resale in April. It’s a bloodbath.
Only 20,000 tickets go on sale. The website crashes instantly. You’ll be hitting refresh for hours.
Pro tip: Use multiple devices. And pray to the Wi-Fi gods. They rarely listen.
The Price of the Dream (Is It Crazy?)
Some people call £360 “too much for camping in a field.” Those people have never seen the sunrise at the Stone Circle.
You pay for the memory of dancing in the rain to a band you’ve never heard of. You pay for the aura of shared weirdness.
Honestly, it’s the best value for money in the universe. Until you lose your phone in a port-a-loo.
