First, the bad news: if you’re looking to buy a testicle on Amazon Prime, you’re out of luck. They don’t sell them in the “Health & Household” aisle. But if we’re talking about the actual cost of a human testis—the one attached to a living, breathing human—the answer is a bit like asking the price of a rainbow: it’s infinite in value, but also kinda weird to put a tag on.
Let’s break it down. If you lost one in a tragic unicycle accident (don’t ask), the medical treatment to remove it—called an orchiectomy—can run you anywhere from $4,000 to $15,000 in the U.S. without insurance. That’s like buying a used car, but you only get half the horsepower. And no cup holders.
