Okay, let’s get silly for a second. The official £2.5 million doesn’t include the unofficial costs. Like, what about the adrenaline shot needed for the Mayor’s speechwriter after writing “it will be a night to remember” for the fifth year in a row?
And consider the traffic cones. Thousands of them. Someone has to unhook them all from lamp posts. That’s a side quest no one thinks about. Also, the sheer volume of lost phone cases in the crowd is a tragedy for a local economy all on its own.
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How does London stack up against other cities? Sydney famously spends about A$6 million (about £3 million) on its Harbour Bridge show. Dubai? They basically buy a new star. The point is, London’s budget is actually quite efficient when you consider it’s a 15-minute show that the entire world watches. It’s cheaper than a single second of a Marvel movie, and I’d argue it’s more entertaining.
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And the best bit? You don’t even have to buy a ticket. The show is free to watch for the public (which is why the barriers are thick, and you have to queue for three hours—but hey, free is free). The real cost is your will to live after standing in the cold from 4pm.
